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Post by agailazen on Dec 6, 2015 22:13:42 GMT
"Nope, they're alive," I stated, "So...are we making a movie or is this a little more legit than I'm comfortable with?"
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Post by WikiWhippleChevron on Dec 6, 2015 22:24:36 GMT
I made myself comfortable on the floor, in the center of the room, because who needs couches bitch.
I held a rare 1.25 liter mountain dew in my right hand, and in my left, well, wasn't really doing anything with my left hand besides pick acne off my face.
I raised my finger from the floor. "Wait, before we continue, I need a little more caffeine in my system to understand what is going on."
I opened the bottle, and drank the whole one and a quarter liters without stopping.
"Ok, you can continue now, but I may need to go throw up in a little *burp* even I can't hold that much in at a time."
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Post by pearlquartz17 on Dec 6, 2015 22:45:28 GMT
"No, we're quite real," said Pearl, after a few minutes of awkward silence.
The whole group was taken aback.
"Yes, yes they are," said Mr Quartz. "And they landed in my front yard this very night!" He couldn't contain his excitement any longer; he was trembling next to Pearl.
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Post by agailazen on Dec 6, 2015 22:55:04 GMT
"Prove it," I crossed my arms, while this is pretty awesome, I wasn't in the mood for being pranked. "Pull a spear out of your Gem."
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Post by pearlquartz17 on Dec 6, 2015 23:17:33 GMT
Pearl blinked. "What?" It was certain she was utterly confused.
"Just do it, P," said Amethyst; "It might make them leave us alone."
"O-Okay, if you insist," said Pearl. She moved to the center of the room, and performed the ritual everyone recognized from the show. A glimmer, and then a gleam of light shot from the Gem on her forehead, and she produced a solid white spear, plying it from her body as if she had been King Arthur freeing Excalibur from the stone.
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Post by Altruvolant on Dec 6, 2015 23:23:36 GMT
"Well, this is awkward." I said aloud. "Quartz, you might want to hide that Pearl body pillow of yours." I unsubtly whispered. "Ahem, anyways, are you aware that you are cartoon characters?" I cocked an eyebrow.
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Post by agailazen on Dec 6, 2015 23:36:17 GMT
"...Hot damn." I gaped my mouth like an idiot. "So...this is real. Umm...well, what's going on?"
Gimme a break, what would YOU do if the characters from your favorite cartoon show showed up in front of you one day out of the blue?
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Post by pearlquartz17 on Dec 6, 2015 23:39:02 GMT
"Whaaaaaaaaat? We're cartoons?" cried Steven. His mouth hung open in shock. Garnet remained silent and seemingly indifferent, while Amethyst scratched her head and Pearl was having a very hard time trying to make sense of her surroundings.
"Indeed," said Mr Quartz. "You somehow made it from your own dimension in the cartoon universe to our own. I have no idea how, but you managed to land in my front yard. What business do you have here?"
Garnet suddenly spoke up. "We need your help."
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Post by WikiWhippleChevron on Dec 6, 2015 23:47:35 GMT
I spat Dew all over my face
"My help? I'm pretty sure everything we have in this country could just hardly take down the three of you, sorry Steven you don't count, not yet anyways. What the hell can I do?"
I gripped my concealed weapon, I mean I could help, I could shoot an M4 with near pinpoint accuracy, but other people are better. I was happy something was finally happening, but it seemed like a little much.
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Post by agailazen on Dec 6, 2015 23:53:46 GMT
"Oh no, they need our help! Whatever shall we do?" I mocked sarcastically before changing back to a serious tone, "Guys the goddamn CRYSTAL GEMS need our help. If they need our help at all, then we know that every little bit counts. I'm in."
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