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Post by StupidMcSexyGoddess<3 on Dec 9, 2015 3:22:31 GMT
"Yeah we got the messenge, what is it about?" Penelope said. Shaun looked over to the mini Cooper to see Cody eating donuts with his feet up, Shaun sighed and looked at Mr.Q with a bored look "Listen can we speed this up? I got donuts to eat.."
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Post by WikiWhippleChevron on Dec 9, 2015 3:54:25 GMT
Whipple was leaning into the refrigerator, eating everything.
"Uf Qoo tol ma thur wus thus muc fud I wood heve dun thus furever agu" He said with his mouth full of a slice of apple pie.
He saw Q go outside, and decided to head back to the computer. He pulled out his backdoor drive and plugged it into a usb, accessed a port he had opened earlier, and downloaded his entire hard rive in a matter of seconds. His computer was powerful enough to speed up the process tremendously.
He snuck out the room with his drive in his coat pocket and headed to his truck to put it away. He made it back, hopped in the conservatory window, and helped himself to some dew from last night.
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Post by agailazen on Dec 10, 2015 0:51:30 GMT
"Okay, so we have a game plan for when we get there...that's not enough to actually GET US there." I realized, facepalming at my lack of foresight. Seriously, how could I miss that? Wait, if Linkara has taught me anything...
"Periwinkle, I need you to give me a ride," This plan is probably not gonna work, but since we have magic in our arsenal we might as well make the most of it. "And be sure to bring Amethyst, I need to try something."
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Post by pearlquartz17 on Dec 10, 2015 0:59:23 GMT
Mr Quartz grabbed Amethyst away from the television reruns of "Batman," with Adam West and Burt Ward, and all of them leapt into Periwinkle Quartz's long, black car. "Where do you want to go?"
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Post by agailazen on Dec 10, 2015 1:08:42 GMT
"My place," I said, buckling in. Of course Periwinkle has a Batmobile. I would have gotten a Bat Bot if I was as rich as he is, but to each their own. My attention to Amethyst... "We need you because what I have in mind is pretty out-there, and we all know you'd be up for anything."
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Post by pearlquartz17 on Dec 10, 2015 23:20:30 GMT
Within a few minutes they were on the highway. Nick was driving to his condominium, while Periwinkle Quartz was getting Penelope and Shaun up to date on the situation.
"The Crystal Gems are in my house right now, and they need all of us to help them take down this evil force that's destroying Beach City as we speak. It's something immense. It's something that the Gems themselves couldn't stop. Right now, we're going to Nick's house to do something with weapons, because we're gonna need them. Can either of you properly fire a gun or use any kind of weapon?"
They both shook their heads.
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Post by agailazen on Dec 11, 2015 2:56:05 GMT
I pulled up to my humble home and led Amethyst inside.
"Whoa, nice place," Amethyst said, looking at the large collection of toys I owned...shut up. "I bet Steven's gonna be jealous of these! So many robots..."
"You're just saying that because it's a disorganized mess," I said. That IS what Amethyst is into. Makes me wonder if she'd be a mud wrestler...
"So, whaddaya need me for, anyway?" Amethyst put her hand on her hip expectantly, "I'm 'up for anything,' so lay it on me."
"Gems are magical, right?" I reasoned, rummaging through a box full of some of the older toys in my colleciton, "Well, I was wondering if you could imbue your magic into an item, to enchant it or enhance it in some way."
"Get to the point," Amethyst tapped her foot. "Oh wow, you're blushing." She chuckled
"The point is," I continued, ignoring the fucking massive amount of embarrassment washing over me, "I might be able to arm us up with your help. Here." I tossed her a belt buckle with a gold coin in its center.
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"Honey, I'm home," I announced as I got back to Periwinkles mansion, hauling a big bag of...surprises for our enemies.
"Dude, they are gonna FREAK when they see this!" Amethyst said in a hushed snicker.
"Amy, I'M freaking right now," I said with a big stupid grin.
"Amy?" Amethyst raised an eyebrow.
"Short for amethyst," I explained, "What, you don't like it?" Amethyst waved it off.
"Whatever dude."
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Post by WikiWhippleChevron on Dec 11, 2015 4:32:45 GMT
I was hiding in the corner near the door. Whenever you do something you shouldn't, you tend to get paranoid, and skulk where you won't be seen. So, I was there when Nick burst in the door, flirted with Amethyst, and was carrying a bag that was probably full of illegal goodies.
"What's in the bag don't keep me waiting" I said, almost appearing out of the corner.
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Post by StupidMcSexyGoddess<3 on Dec 11, 2015 5:28:35 GMT
Shaun,Penelope, and Cody walked out the car and gave each other weird looks "Okay lemme get this straight.." Cody said to break the silence "We have to help cartoons? I feel like we are skimming over some thing here." Penelope shrugged off Cody's confusion "Does it really matter Cody? I think we should make the most of this encounter" Penelope said in a cheerful tone. Shaun gave a steady look at the gems "So they are the REAL thing huh?" Amythyst then noticed that Shaun was looking at her so she gave him a grin and then shape shifted as him and made stupid faces. "Oh shit they are" Shaun freaked out, then immediately grabbed his phone and started to delete all his R34 Pictures of the gems. Penelope looked over Shaun deleting all his pictures and freaked out herself "I can't let them see my art blog!" She then grabbed her phone and stared to delete all her NSFW pictures.
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Post by agailazen on Dec 11, 2015 6:39:21 GMT
"Alright, turns out we won't need to wait for shipping on the big guns," I announced, and set the bag on the floor. I reached in and pulled out a transformers-themed blaster toy that transformed from a robot hand to...well, a blaster. "Steven, catch!" I tossed him the toy.
"Wow, cool!" Steven looked at the toy for a bit, and then transformed it into blaster mode. And shot a hole in the ceiling. "WHAAAAAAAT?"
"The hand mode works, too," I pointed out, pulling out the belt buckle I had Amethyst enchant first. "And now for the coup de grace...IT'S MORPHIN' TIME! WHITE TIGER!" In a flash of light, I was suddenly the White Mighty-Morphin' Power Ranger...Well, my name isn't Tommy Oliver, but at least I had the suit. And the powers that came with it.
'Go Go Power Rangers' was BLASTING in my head.
"If you think that's cool, you should check this out!" Amethyst added, spilling the contents of the bag on the floor. Blasters, swords, even armor pieces and shields lay in the pile. Everyone except the Gems could find at least one familiar object in the pile, something that belonged to a show, movie, or game that they loved.
Oh yeah, this party is getting STARTED. I knew my collecting would pay off some day.
(Yep. Probably at least 50% bullshit, but just have fun with it guys. Seriously, you could use anything from a Nintendo Zapper to a Power Ranger morpher.)
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