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Post by Altruvolant on Dec 3, 2015 3:51:37 GMT
I felt as if I was witnessing a fight during class, the shock factor made it impossible to actually do something, something probably wouldn't help anyway so it didn't matter. I proceeded to eat my donut, licking the corners of mouth to get all glaze. As I stood from my booth, both of the workers walked inside, the other ordering a dozen donuts, I felt a little mischievous today so I decided to give the squeaky voiced one a hard time. "I would like to order-" I tapped my chin. "-three dozen donuts... but I don't have money. "
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Post by agailazen on Dec 3, 2015 3:55:56 GMT
"Then you don't order, now please leave for the paying customers." My co-worker said, his annoyance apparent. Oh boy, I really hope this kid starts something.
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Post by Altruvolant on Dec 3, 2015 4:19:27 GMT
"Can I have a salad then?" I acted as if I was the stupidest person to ever live.
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Post by agailazen on Dec 3, 2015 4:23:47 GMT
"Do we look like we sell salad?" He said, the annoyance growing into frustration, "All we sell are pastries and meaty sandwiches." Oh shit, the kid's actually going through with it!
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Post by pearlquartz17 on Dec 4, 2015 1:58:44 GMT
A sudden loud burst of noise woke him from his reverie. "What is it, Rebecca?"
"I've ascertained the exact location and landing time of the dimension-leaping magical presences."
"Where and when?" Mr Quartz could barely contain his girlish excitement.
"On your front lawn, right about now," returned the computer. Sure enough, there came a loud crash above them. Mr Quartz took cover. When, after a few minutes, the roof of the lair did not cave in, he exited the place via a staircase.
He threw on some slippers and rushed out the front door. A veil of smoke covered the sprawling front lawn of his country estate. Hopefully the sound didn't stir the neighbors several kilometers away, asleep in suburbia.
He made his way through all the smoke to a good-sized crater. In the crater, there were four life forms. One half-organic and half-crystal, three pure crystal.
Mr P Quartz rubbed his eyes, but he knew for certain that Steven Universe and the Crystal Gems had just landed in his front yard. He squealed in delight, then called out to the Gems:
"Hallo, down there!"
At first, he could only hear the rain and the branches tapping against things, but soon he heard a reply:
"Hello!"
It was Steven Universe himself. He was looking with big, bright eyes at Mr Quartz. "Who are you? Where are we?" His voice was as bouncy and friendly as in the show, but with the most infinitesimal hint of trepidation.
"I'm Mr Quartz, and you're in my dimension now. Don't worry, I'm not here to harm you. You landed here by accident, it seems," said Mr Quartz, trying his damnedest to contain his excitement.
Garnet, the vermilion-coated woman with big hair, hips, and hands, spoke:
"No; we came here on purpose."
"Indeed we did," added Pearl, the slim and pale woman.
"I'm hungry," said Amethyst flatly.
"Well, all of you come on in and get out of the rain!" Mr Quartz said.
And they made their way out of the crater and headed towards the house.
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Post by WikiWhippleChevron on Dec 4, 2015 2:40:03 GMT
*THUD*
"MOTHERFUCKER"
I shot a foot off the ground, as if someone had grabbed the Earth and yanked it downwards. The most elaborate way of pulling the rug out from your feet. I came back down on my couch, my laptop landing once again in my lap. My TV fell over backwards, but propped itself up against the wall so there was no real damage. I rushed outside. It was raining, and I was wearing my nice boots. God dammit.
I climbed on my roof, the boots working against me. The bottoms were slick, preventing me from getting a good grip on the shingles. I lumbered up the roof, occasionally smacking into it when I lost my footing. Upon reaching the top, the smoke was clear, even in the rain. It was about half a kilometer north. I had a little spark in my emotions just then. Was something actually happening in my life?
I then fell over, and slid down my roof, landing on top of my old, kind of black, kind of rust truck.
"Mother, fucker" I swore between weak breaths.
After being able to breathe again, I hopped inside of my truck, broke several traffic laws hurrying off my driveway and onto my street, and rushed to the crater.
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Post by StupidMcSexyGoddess<3 on Dec 4, 2015 4:34:36 GMT
Cough( Smoky = Shaun, Copal = Cody, Peacock = Penelope) Cough
Shaun,Penelope, and Cody were inside their house, Penelope was relaxing on the couch on her phone, cody was on his chair reading a newspaper, and shaun was doing god knows what in the basement. "Hehe hey shaun!" Penelope yelled in the direction of the open door leading to the basement "Check this funny vine of this guy yelling! i know how much you love this stuff!" meanwhile shuan was just playing around with a soldering iron stabbing himself in the hand to see what happens. "Can't you see i'm BUSY here?" Penelope rolled her eye and gave a glance towards cody, cody just looked up at his paper and said " Thats shaun for ya." and continued reading his paper and suddenly CRASH everything in the house vibrated and everybody fell to the ground " Is everybody all right?" Cody said as he got back up, " I'm fine... what about shaun?" Shaun then ran into the room with the soldering iron marks all over his face " Calm your TITS honey buns! what the hell did that?" he said as he helped Penelope back up. "It must have been the neighbors, they must be having some "Dirty fun" its best we let em be." Shaun then immediately ran to the window and yelled "Stop FUCKING you horny teens! your shaking my house! I'M ALWAYS WATCHING!" Shaun then slammed the window closed hard enough for the window to fall off the building and sat on the couch, he then grabbed Penelope and Cody to pull them onto the couch with him "Frigging teenagers, now who wants to watch some TV?".
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Post by Altruvolant on Dec 4, 2015 21:54:48 GMT
"Does that mean you don't sell salads or?" I had a concerned tone and expression.
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Post by agailazen on Dec 4, 2015 23:28:27 GMT
"GET OUT!" My coworker snapped, as he pointed towards the exit.
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Post by pearlquartz17 on Dec 5, 2015 0:23:07 GMT
Having settled the Gems in--with a cup of tea for Pearl, water for Garnet, and two cans of the most saccharine soda in his arsenal for Steven and Amethyst--Mr P. Quartz snuck away to his private study.
The chamber was smothered in scarlet, and the moon, which had come out from behind her burqa of grey cloud like a harem beauty from the Thousand and One Nights, cast a light through a pair of immense French windows, illuminating the sanguine colors and causing the grotesque shadows of gently-swaying tree boughs to dance in primaeval steps on the walls. Mr Quartz walked over to a small end table with an antique ivory-coated phone. This was his "party line," enabling him to dial several people at once. He dialed a few numbers, and left the following message:
"Guys: I've found something you won't believe unless you see it for yourself. Meet me once you hear this message."
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